Wednesday, October 27, 2010

The Wrap Party

i told everyone its a big formal party..i made my house look like a fairy tale..my wifes looked amazing and i looked hot..there were 230guest..we partyed and had fun and danced..molly had her eye on me all  night and i pretended i didnt notice..when it was 2 am everyone was gone but molly was still chatting with selena and renee..selena said she has to go to pick up the kids and its an hour ride and renee will join her and she should stay and acompany me..i said no the girl is tired and i dont need a baby sitter..then she said i dont mind..she looked hot and pure and so innocent..when my wifes left i chatted with her about my personal life and how is selena my wife and rennee is my misstress but in our world she is our second wife and how our life is perfect and how my both wifes were virigns and i took it from them..she was impressed..so i toured the house with her..she went nuts about it.
i showed her my bedroom..the one that i sleep in and one night selena come and one for renee..she came closer and kissed me on the lips..i pushed her away and said what are you doing ? she said i want you i love you.ur everything i'm seaching for..i said ur 17 im 68 dont you think im ur grandba i cant its illegal dont do this..then she said plz i love you and i want you so bad it hurts..i'v been in love with you since day one on set..then i said its hard i cant do it..maybe if ur 18 i might think about it..then she said plzz love me plz take my virginity from me..i wanna be ur 3rd wife i dont mind because im so madly in love with you..the i said i will think about it molly i dont know..then she kissed my hands and my foot and said plz take me and left.

The Teacher

i was offered a new role in a movie called the teacher its an indie movie. i was going to play a 50 something history teacher who gets seduced by a girl a 16 year old girl then get caught. the girl only wants to pass the class because she always fails history and at the same time she fell for him and he is a married man..the movie is full of sex scenes..its very provoctive ..and the actress is molly quinn she is 17 and HOT..a virgin and i was going to take that.



we talked alot during the shooting of the movie..i didnt make a move on her but she was so into me..we did some promo shots for the movie and the media went nuts..my wife and renne were so mad at mad because they know i have my eye on molly..but what can i do i couldnt lie..i sat them down and told them look she is a vrigin and a hottie and i need a new woman..but i cant make a move because i'm alot older and she is only 17..they were ok but selena told me why not invite her over for a movie wrap party and then me and renee will talk to her and show her how amazing our life is..and then we will go and you take her to tour the house while me and renne say we will go to take the kids from their grandmas house.
i agreed and loved the idea..the wrap would be next week..and i cant wait..so i went to set and told everyone about a wrap party and i told her she should come and the girl couldnt be happier

Monday, June 14, 2010

Best Friends

im now 68..selena is 34 and renee is 28..selena and renee became real close and good friends..they love and respect each other..they go with kids alot and the paprazzi take photos of them..

Happy News

renee is pregnant..and im with her the whole time..the paprazzi went crazy over us..but most of the time selena is with us with the kids..we would go to the beach togther and have fun all of us..
but we didnt know that renee is pregnant with twins yessssssss..twines yaaaay we arehappy..after amazing long nine months she gave birth to a boy and girl we named them olivia and peter..we are glad
im happy and i have the best family ever..i couldnt ask for more

Honey To The Bee

me and renee left for our honeymoon..she already said on her website she is taking a break from music to live her life..she has 300.0000000 million dollar in her account..so me and renee decided togther where to honeymoon..we chose bali , mautrious,austria kaprun zal amsee, india and tokyo..we wanted love and sex..we had it all..i bought her a diamond ring..another red diamond..she loved it
our honeymoon was amazing..and no one caught us..and the good news is renee is pregnant..yes she is..we already broke the news and everyone is shocked and some are happy for her..we didnt care because we said we are friends..

The truth about The Big Fat Liar

i returned home and told selena we need to talk..we sat down and i told her this : selena i love you and i love my kids..i love our family and i love being your man..but you need to know that im in love with another woman..then she said : omg digol plz dont .. then i said just hear me out : renee is my other woman..has been and still for four years now..i will not leave her no matter what you say or do..i love her and i love you..i just wanted to tell you this because i know what me and you have is amazing and no one can find it..then she said ; its a big lie..you cheated you dont love me..then i said : selena i will not divorce you and you will be my wife and the motherof my kids but renee is my other wife and she want a baby and i will give her that..plz selena think about it..do you want to get a divorce and what have a lif and you may find or not find love..or have the true love with me and have a nice life with our kids and you and renee will be good mothers..the arrangment will be that we will tell the press that renee has been dating for ever..we find a couple of guys to pretend to date her for six months then she get pregnant and we say its mine because we are close friends and she asked us for this..so think about what i said..i will sleep one night with you and one with her..so its going to be good..we wont have a wedding because renee hate weddings..so think about it..so i left selena and she was crying..i didnt care bcause i wanted renee
i went to renee  and waited for selena to call..me and renee ate dinner and waited..so after 3 hours selena called and said she wanna meet me and renee..so renee dressed up and we went there..selena was puffy..we sat down..selena said : digol i love you and respect you..i dont want to get a divorce..i love my life alot and i love my kids.. renee i will never say you stole my husband because love happens and i want me and you to b mothers im honset..but i dont want my kids to call you mommy..i will stand by ur side the whole time..then she stood up and hugged renee and cried both..i cried and hugged them both..and said to renee im gonna sleep with selena tonight you go and i will come tomorow..then renee left and me and selena kissed and slept in each others arms..it was a good choice i made..so the next morning i told her i wanna go on a month honey moon with renee and she was quite and said yeah sure go darling..i knew she was upset but i didnt care because she will get over it..so i told renee get ready for ur honeymoon she cried and was happyyyyyy

Give me a break

renee wanna do a fourth album then take a long break..i agreed..she works hard..so we worked on her fouth in just two months yes two months..it was the best work everrrrrrr..she became the newst A List star..her fourth album sold 15 million copies..her first single went to number one for 8 weeks..her second single went to number 2 for 3 weeks..her third single number one for 4 weeks..her fourth single nuber one for 5 weeks..she is shooting her two new movies togther..becaus we are planning our biggest world tour everrrrrrr so she is super busy with her movies, and promoting her singles and albums..she also made a camo at a tv sitcome called how i met ur mother..and glee did an episode o her songs..her fourht album is called True Love yet complacated..she also won alo of wards..grammys for album of the year, single of the year, best female artist, and alot more..we are happy
the world tour is bigger than everrrrr..its called Red & Black..its me and her LOL..she is a readhead and im black..me and renee talk and agree on everything..we neverrrrr fight..we'v been togther for 4 years and she is 25 and im 65..we are happier than ever..our tour is in 60 cities in american already booked fully, 80 europe already booked,asia 40, midle east 3..and  happy
the tour was full of work for renee she was really tired and wanted a break..we would fuck every night..we love sex..she told me that she want to have my baby.then i said i want her to be the mothr of my kids..then we cried and hugged..what can we do.its hard..im married and she cant imagine selena having another baby..so i told her when the tour is over iwill take care of our amazing love and tell selena about it..she was afraid then i said dont worry baby..
after 3 months of touring..the tour is over..and the clock is tiking

Big Love

the tour is called big love. ? why ? becaus my sitation is like big love..i have two wifes..one legel and one is not..i love them both..renee agreed..with the name and the concept..but when everyone asks why big love she answers because love is big and can be given to anyone..so the tour was all summer..and our love grew ..we had fun and sex
while touring..renee got an offer to pose for playboy for 3 millions..we agreed..i engouged her and she loved the idea,,
the tour was amazing and full of love and happiness