Monday, June 14, 2010

Best Friends

im now 68..selena is 34 and renee is 28..selena and renee became real close and good friends..they love and respect each other..they go with kids alot and the paprazzi take photos of them..

Happy News

renee is pregnant..and im with her the whole time..the paprazzi went crazy over us..but most of the time selena is with us with the kids..we would go to the beach togther and have fun all of us..
but we didnt know that renee is pregnant with twins yessssssss..twines yaaaay we arehappy..after amazing long nine months she gave birth to a boy and girl we named them olivia and peter..we are glad
im happy and i have the best family ever..i couldnt ask for more

Honey To The Bee

me and renee left for our honeymoon..she already said on her website she is taking a break from music to live her life..she has 300.0000000 million dollar in her account..so me and renee decided togther where to honeymoon..we chose bali , mautrious,austria kaprun zal amsee, india and tokyo..we wanted love and sex..we had it all..i bought her a diamond ring..another red diamond..she loved it
our honeymoon was amazing..and no one caught us..and the good news is renee is pregnant..yes she is..we already broke the news and everyone is shocked and some are happy for her..we didnt care because we said we are friends..

The truth about The Big Fat Liar

i returned home and told selena we need to talk..we sat down and i told her this : selena i love you and i love my kids..i love our family and i love being your man..but you need to know that im in love with another woman..then she said : omg digol plz dont .. then i said just hear me out : renee is my other woman..has been and still for four years now..i will not leave her no matter what you say or do..i love her and i love you..i just wanted to tell you this because i know what me and you have is amazing and no one can find it..then she said ; its a big lie..you cheated you dont love me..then i said : selena i will not divorce you and you will be my wife and the motherof my kids but renee is my other wife and she want a baby and i will give her that..plz selena think about it..do you want to get a divorce and what have a lif and you may find or not find love..or have the true love with me and have a nice life with our kids and you and renee will be good mothers..the arrangment will be that we will tell the press that renee has been dating for ever..we find a couple of guys to pretend to date her for six months then she get pregnant and we say its mine because we are close friends and she asked us for this..so think about what i said..i will sleep one night with you and one with her..so its going to be good..we wont have a wedding because renee hate weddings..so think about it..so i left selena and she was crying..i didnt care bcause i wanted renee
i went to renee  and waited for selena to call..me and renee ate dinner and waited..so after 3 hours selena called and said she wanna meet me and renee..so renee dressed up and we went there..selena was puffy..we sat down..selena said : digol i love you and respect you..i dont want to get a divorce..i love my life alot and i love my kids.. renee i will never say you stole my husband because love happens and i want me and you to b mothers im honset..but i dont want my kids to call you mommy..i will stand by ur side the whole time..then she stood up and hugged renee and cried both..i cried and hugged them both..and said to renee im gonna sleep with selena tonight you go and i will come tomorow..then renee left and me and selena kissed and slept in each others arms..it was a good choice i made..so the next morning i told her i wanna go on a month honey moon with renee and she was quite and said yeah sure go darling..i knew she was upset but i didnt care because she will get over it..so i told renee get ready for ur honeymoon she cried and was happyyyyyy

Give me a break

renee wanna do a fourth album then take a long break..i agreed..she works hard..so we worked on her fouth in just two months yes two months..it was the best work everrrrrrr..she became the newst A List star..her fourth album sold 15 million copies..her first single went to number one for 8 weeks..her second single went to number 2 for 3 weeks..her third single number one for 4 weeks..her fourth single nuber one for 5 weeks..she is shooting her two new movies togther..becaus we are planning our biggest world tour everrrrrrr so she is super busy with her movies, and promoting her singles and albums..she also made a camo at a tv sitcome called how i met ur mother..and glee did an episode o her songs..her fourht album is called True Love yet complacated..she also won alo of wards..grammys for album of the year, single of the year, best female artist, and alot more..we are happy
the world tour is bigger than everrrrr..its called Red & Black..its me and her LOL..she is a readhead and im black..me and renee talk and agree on everything..we neverrrrr fight..we'v been togther for 4 years and she is 25 and im 65..we are happier than ever..our tour is in 60 cities in american already booked fully, 80 europe already booked,asia 40, midle east 3..and  happy
the tour was full of work for renee she was really tired and wanted a break..we would fuck every night..we love sex..she told me that she want to have my baby.then i said i want her to be the mothr of my kids..then we cried and hugged..what can we do.its hard..im married and she cant imagine selena having another baby..so i told her when the tour is over iwill take care of our amazing love and tell selena about it..she was afraid then i said dont worry baby..
after 3 months of touring..the tour is over..and the clock is tiking

Big Love

the tour is called big love. ? why ? becaus my sitation is like big love..i have two wifes..one legel and one is not..i love them both..renee agreed..with the name and the concept..but when everyone asks why big love she answers because love is big and can be given to anyone..so the tour was all summer..and our love grew ..we had fun and sex
while touring..renee got an offer to pose for playboy for 3 millions..we agreed..i engouged her and she loved the idea,,
the tour was amazing and full of love and happiness